You can avoid this by asking parents for their help. Good to read ya. 6. Well except for the pay one. You can't laugh at the farting kids? Very funny list! Samson's Assistant Fetches An Ass Jawbone, 4. A Letter To Mr. Schue From The Glee Band, 7. Being a teacher is always like being a chimney sweep. She wants to teach 1st grade or kindergarten. "Being a teacher is always like being Han Solo. This list makes me wish I could go back in time and be a teacher instead.Nevermind.I still have a soft spot for money. To find out what being a teaching assistant is really like, we spoke to three TAs about their experiences. “Teaching is like being one of the original Boston tea partiers.” “Teaching to read is like playing the violin.” “Teaching is like building a bridge, and like climbing over a bridge.” “Teaching is like coaching.” “Teaching is like scuba diving in the open ocean.” “Teaching is like building a castle with Legos.” Being a mom is sometimes like being a crazy person...or is that just me? Being a teacher is like reading a really excellent post on The Blog O' Cheese but you still can't help but point out that the writer used similes instead of actual metaphors in his post about being a teacher but that doesn't matter at all anyway because you still loved it like pancakes with peanut butter, bananas and maple syrup. "Loved that. My daughter wants so bad to become a teacher. YOU GET TO BE SURROUNDED WITH LOVE. One of the tenets of teaching should be that a … Every moment of your time matters when you’re leading the classroom. Do you wear an apron so you can pocket those broken crayons and feathers and used kleenex?I sure wish more of my teachers had had a sense of humor. Enjoy the day!Erin. It’s not just a job. Those are too funny! Although it is easy to daydream about the benefits of inspiring the next generation of learners, every prospective teacher should get some form of reality check before they pursue this role. If you don’t have kids already, you may not have much experience with parents and how they raise their children. Okay...seriously?I could NOT not laugh when a kid farted. :) But like you, I wouldn't want any other job. My son wants to cut off an essential body part. Cheese! I <3 this post. Teaching is tough work but I'd never be good at it. The thing that sucks about the waitress one is you can't wear a push up bra to get more tips because you don't get any tips! I have alot of admiration for you. Congrats on over 600 followers!! Megan Grider. Actually, maybe they were a little too engaged. You are so good!xoRobyn, Being a teacher is like being on Hoarders...have you ever seen inside their filing cabinet? If being a teacher were like Dr. Phil, you would be a total sell out and hit on your students and not actually have a license to practice therapy.But he's totally awesome. As a teacher, I don’t feel like a lot has changed in the last few years. 300 Followers: Cheeseboy vlogs from the inside of a McDonald's urine tube. Being a teacher involves more than simply being able to convey knowledge to students. Real life stories of a Murray Househusband. Mostly I'm around silly hobbits who do stupid things. It is more than just a job; rather, it is who you are. 3. 10. I am adding your name to the honorable Silly Saturday Hall of Fame and I am sending you a Silly Saturday Certificate and a silly prize soon. 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